Sunday, December 7, 2008

Blogging Funnies

Holidays can be insanely stressful, so to avoid letting things degrade from hectic and happy to harried and heinous, I'm on a tickle mission. Enjoy!


Meditating, I
become a pain in the ass
to all of my friends

A Haiku, from Yoga for Cynics


How joyfully,
Each neuron free,
To sip one’s first
Breakfast coffee!
Perhaps au lait
With sugar? Stay!
I like my blessings black.

With C. Niemann
I empathize,
Each coffee cup
A true surprise,
The taste buds sigh
And I would die
If coffee I did lack!

— Posted by Larry Eisenberg (Comment 44)


The Love Guru

1 comment:

  1. Here's my holiday haiku:

    The holidays bring
    my trunk full of shopping bags.
    Who hid the gift wrap?


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